My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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