I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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