Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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