i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
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I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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