I feel like I'm in dance class right now
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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