He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
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Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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