So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
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You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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