So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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