Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
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already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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