I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I want a musical about memes.
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