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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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