O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I am naked and annoyed.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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