yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
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Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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