Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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