Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Be still, my beating vagina.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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