if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
This is classic penis vs brain.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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