they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
The Olympian is in my bed
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
