i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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