that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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