i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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