Joe is yelling at the trees again.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
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Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
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I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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