Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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