we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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