The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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