My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
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I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
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Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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