How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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