Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
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He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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