it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I'm always down for nudity.
Randomize
