Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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