dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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