She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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