You're so nebulous sometimes
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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