if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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You are a booty call, not a friend.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
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must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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