this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
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Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
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Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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