Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
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Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
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Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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