Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
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imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
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Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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