you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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