Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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