would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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