there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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