This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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