I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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