once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I lost the right to judge tonight
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
