Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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