I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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