i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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