Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I feel great
I just peed on a car
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
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literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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