At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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