I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
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Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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