god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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