i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
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Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
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I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
He did a backflip because drugs
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