i don't plan on having that self control this summer
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
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