Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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