I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Randomize
