I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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